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February 10th, 2002, 06:38 AM
#1
Inactive Member
I am pretty fuckin old and I would like to know who is older than me. Truth now! What year were you born? Mine, no lie, is 1943. This lawyer, the other day, asked this witness, "How old are you?" Witness kind of stammered around and the lawyer restated the quesion. "When were you born?" Witness said, "October 13!" Lawyer said, "What Year?"
Witness said, "Every year, dummy!"
Now, how old are you?
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Texas is a State of Mind!
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February 10th, 2002, 07:07 AM
#2
HB Forum Owner
Deej -- you took all the drama outta this thread by going first. Jeez, dude, you'll win hands down, I'd guess. Thanks for making me feel like a pup at 41.
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Hey pal...you just blow in from Stupidtown?
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February 10th, 2002, 07:32 AM
#3
Inactive Member
not me either, 38 and two months
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I've Got Chunks of Guys Like You in My STOOL!
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February 10th, 2002, 10:07 AM
#4
Inactive Member
May 24th, 1955....but in dog years I'm only 6 and a half.
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Originally posted by m2
"You should try North Dakota!!! It's just two states west of Idaho!!!"
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February 10th, 2002, 01:40 PM
#5
Inactive Member
I thought I was the old man around here!
40.
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February 10th, 2002, 01:50 PM
#6
Inactive Member
2/29/64. This means I won't be 10 for another 2 years. You old bitches! 
(Therefore - I'll be 38 on 2/28 - 3/1)
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February 10th, 2002, 05:01 PM
#7
Inactive Member
I'm 45 and I feel every day of it
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February 10th, 2002, 05:01 PM
#8
Inactive Member
9/10/74 - 27 years young
Something makes me think that I will always be hungover as America remembers the attacks on the WTC and Pentagon.
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What the hell is wrong with you people!
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February 10th, 2002, 05:07 PM
#9
Inactive Member
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Smackie Chan:
Deej -- you took all the drama outta this thread by going first. Jeez, dude, you'll win hands down, I'd guess. Thanks for making me feel like a pup at 41.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Note: The above poster, psuedo mod's hair is not the color of the one shown on his avatar!
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Texas is a State of Mind!
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February 10th, 2002, 05:07 PM
#10
Inactive Member
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TenTallBen:
9/10/74 - 27 years young
Something makes me think that I will always be hungover as America remembers the attacks on the WTC and Pentagon.
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you're just a young pup. me 7/25/75, ive got you by a month and a half kid.
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